just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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