can you have the cops turn on the gps locator on my phone...i just woke up in a Hooters uniform and I have no idea where I am...
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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