is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
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all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
We talked him into tasing himself.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
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To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
highlight of my day: hitchhiking a ride with random locals. tried to make conversation, asked what they do. driver says "you clearly don't recognize me." turns out i have had sex with him and forgot.
You are officially qualified to graduate from college.
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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