Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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