I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
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Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
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okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
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