Upon hearing of his newfound access to every orifice... even ones he just made up... the Grinch's penis grew three sizes that day.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
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I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
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Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal