yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
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hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
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This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
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