i barfeds in our rink
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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