he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
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