If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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