My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
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I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
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If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
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