Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
I'm going to invent an ap that tests your stress levels before texting and will say something like "nope, go rub one out and try again in 10 min"
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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