I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
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i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
i woke up and my collection of plastic neon wayfarers were half-melted in the microwave. my drunk self hates my hipster self
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
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he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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