Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
Can I color on your dick again?
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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