i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
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