i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
These freshman guys were trying to holler at me from their window, and I realized about 20 minutes too late that the best possible reaction at that time would've been screaming "FLACCID PENIS". Oh, and I found this awesome zombie charm bracelet you would love.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
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