In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
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I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
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We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
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