In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
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