Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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