I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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