I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
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i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
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I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
The dick lei will go down in squad history
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
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