Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
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well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
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Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
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