Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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