Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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