whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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