i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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