At least make sure they are 18
Why
uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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