There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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