Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
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