ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
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I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
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Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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