So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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