Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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