fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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