so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
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