Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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