In all seriousness though I just found out the dog pissed in my bed it'd be nice to crash somewhere other than my couch while my piss soaked bedding is in the washer
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
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Edward fifth and chaser hands
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
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UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
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