you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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