U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
handjob tips. give me some.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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