Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
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I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
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I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
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