Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
I want to be your penis for a week.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
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