If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
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you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
An there's a little girl across the bar eating Mac n cheese... #1 she won't stop looking at me. Boo bitch I'm drinking alone. #2 I'm about to tackle her ass for that Mac n cheese.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
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His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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