How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
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