i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
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