i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
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