I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
Randomize
