my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
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i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
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He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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