Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
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It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
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I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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