No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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