so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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