You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
Randomize
