I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
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Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
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You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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